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The Rules....Sort Of
1. Don't insult or mock Joe. You're allowed to say what you want about the rest of them Cartwrights. But if you say a word against Joe, I'll throw herrings at you.
2. No swearing please. Here I'm serious.
3. Any and all screen captures on my journal were made by myself (unless otherwise noted) for pleasure and not for profit. I don't own anything!b
4. If one of my entries makes you happy you HAVE to comment.
Massive quotage from the Joeasis
Escape to Ponderosa
"I just don't feel like getting married...Well, not for a couple of days anyway."
The Mill
"That's all right. I'm use to taking all the guff around this family. That's what I'm here for."
Invention of a Gunfighter
"Oh, you'd have died of a real bad case of slow."
The Hayburner - "My Pa did not put me up to this! I put me up to this!"
Joe bragging about Hoss: "My brother Hoss is not only a big eater, he's also a fast, ambitious eater." (The Flapjack Contest)
Joe on women: "Well of course, there is a lot to be said for 'em." - (Her Brothers' Keeper)
More of Joe on women: "You're stubborn and cantankerous...and they just aint making girls into women like that no more. I know, I've looked." - (to Kerry Pickett in Same Pines, Different Wind)
(after Ben and Hoss tell Joe to rest and they'll sing out if they need him): "If I waited for you two to sing out, I'd have been scalped by now!" - (Second Chance)
"I can't cook, watch the kids and keep the pigs out of the living room all at the same time!" - (Blessed are They)
"Just keep hitting him until he falls down." - (Joe advising Hoss in The Fighters)
"What's the matter, someone steal the south forty?" - (Joe to Adam in The Friendship)
"He's got that silly notion about trying to help people - I just don't know where he gets it from." - (Joe to Ben in The Genius)
"Don't talk that way. It makes me upset."
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